EATING MICHAEL
To cook, remove outer sunglasses and hat, and roast in main oven at 1000 degrees for about a week It is a fact universally acknowledged...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
May 8, 20203 min read
BOY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT
The original transgender-bender is back! Back on the Left's naughty step, that is... This being the decade that made even the 1980s look...
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May 6, 20203 min read
COVID-1984
Sit, Markie! Waaaait… Now fetch the private data! Good boy! Ronald Reagan famously remarked that the most frightening sentence in the...
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Apr 22, 20204 min read
PLAGUE PIT BLUES
Humana Fragilitas, Salvator Rosa, 1657 In his novel London Fields, Martin Amis describes the British class system as impervious to...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Apr 17, 20203 min read
WHAT DID WE LEARN AT SCHOOL TODAY?
The Plague in Rome, Jules Elie Delaunay, 1869 As the plague jabs and feints, like a boxer probing his opponent for an opening, so too the...
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Apr 10, 20204 min read
A CUNNING PLAN
The Right - Learn it! The Left - Burn it! In the iconic British comedy series Blackadder, on its third outing and set in Regency times,...
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Apr 9, 20204 min read
DEATH OF A GOOD COPPER
DCS Read added in his report that he himself, indeed, considered Ronnie Kray to be 'a fat poof' Everyone of a certain age from London has...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Apr 8, 20203 min read
PHOBIA WATCH
Phobos earlier today, understandably upset about not getting justice, prudence or pulchritude, but fear Here at British Intelligence...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Apr 6, 20204 min read
GO EAST YOUNG MAN
Cometh the hour, cometh the Magyar GO EAST, YOUNG MAN The elites are like family members who turn up at the funeral to see if there is...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Apr 4, 20204 min read
PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS
Stalin, Lenin and Kalikhin shortly after being asked if they knew of transgenderism These used to be the times that tried men’s souls....
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Mar 27, 20206 min read
STAFFING PROBLEMS
Pray that we have enough diversity officers to get us through this My, but the British love their national institutions. Dame Vera Lynn,...
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Mar 25, 20202 min read
NO TICKEE, NO LAUNDRY
I say, Bismarck. Might I have a slice without bat? We’ve all heard, ad nauseam, about reparations. This is the wheeze whereby whitey pays...
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Mar 24, 20204 min read
THE ODD COUPLE
The only cyclist in London to stop at red traffic lights when there is no traffic to be seen (witnessed and applauded by this publication...
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Mar 23, 20204 min read
SELFISH ISOLATION
Experts have confirmed that Bogey 'n' Bacall would most likely not have whined on social media or sung Imagine A singer called Sam Smith...
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Mar 20, 20203 min read
A-TISHOO, A-TISHOO, WE ALL FALL DOWN
But officer, I only sneezed! We had no such thing as printed newspapers in those days to spread rumours and reports of things… Daniel...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Mar 18, 20204 min read
M-M-M-MY CORONA
Coronavirus! You stole my limelight! How dare you! Now that the whole world is showbiz, and is therefore rated in terms of winners and...
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Mar 16, 20204 min read
A PLAGUE ON ALL THEIR HOUSES
The front page of your newspaper, earlier today Stupidity has a knack of getting its way, as we should see if we were not always so much...
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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS
Mar 14, 20202 min read
THE REVENGE OF THE BBC
One would imagine that when the British nation was under assault by Hitler's Blitz that the British Broadcasting Corporation did its...
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Mar 13, 20204 min read
RUNNING SCARED
These are not British students. Why? Because they are all thinking different thoughts. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is...
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Mar 12, 20204 min read
GO, WEST!
Poor Chuck Schumer! He's only read the first line of the Tweet! We noted yesterday the undeniable fact that the Left are acting like a...
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