To cook, remove outer sunglasses and hat, and roast in main oven at 1000 degrees for about a week It is a fact universally acknowledged...

The original transgender-bender is back! Back on the Left's naughty step, that is... This being the decade that made even the 1980s look...

Sit, Markie! Waaaait… Now fetch the private data! Good boy! Ronald Reagan famously remarked that the most frightening sentence in the...

Humana Fragilitas, Salvator Rosa, 1657 In his novel London Fields, Martin Amis describes the British class system as impervious to...

The Plague in Rome, Jules Elie Delaunay, 1869 As the plague jabs and feints, like a boxer probing his opponent for an opening, so too the...

The Right - Learn it! The Left - Burn it! In the iconic British comedy series Blackadder, on its third outing and set in Regency times,...

DCS Read added in his report that he himself, indeed, considered Ronnie Kray to be 'a fat poof' Everyone of a certain age from London has...

Phobos earlier today, understandably upset about not getting justice, prudence or pulchritude, but fear Here at British Intelligence...

Cometh the hour, cometh the Magyar GO EAST, YOUNG MAN The elites are like family members who turn up at the funeral to see if there is...

Stalin, Lenin and Kalikhin shortly after being asked if they knew of transgenderism These used to be the times that tried men’s souls....

Pray that we have enough diversity officers to get us through this My, but the British love their national institutions. Dame Vera Lynn,...

I say, Bismarck. Might I have a slice without bat? We’ve all heard, ad nauseam, about reparations. This is the wheeze whereby whitey pays...

The only cyclist in London to stop at red traffic lights when there is no traffic to be seen (witnessed and applauded by this publication...

Experts have confirmed that Bogey 'n' Bacall would most likely not have whined on social media or sung Imagine A singer called Sam Smith...

But officer, I only sneezed! We had no such thing as printed newspapers in those days to spread rumours and reports of things… Daniel...

Coronavirus! You stole my limelight! How dare you! Now that the whole world is showbiz, and is therefore rated in terms of winners and...

The front page of your newspaper, earlier today Stupidity has a knack of getting its way, as we should see if we were not always so much...

One would imagine that when the British nation was under assault by Hitler's Blitz that the British Broadcasting Corporation did its...

These are not British students. Why? Because they are all thinking different thoughts. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is...

Poor Chuck Schumer! He's only read the first line of the Tweet! We noted yesterday the undeniable fact that the Left are acting like a...