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May 9, 2020
2 min

EATING MICHAEL

To cook, remove outer sunglasses and hat, and roast in main oven at 1000 degrees for about a week It is a fact universally acknowledged t...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

May 8, 2020
3 min

BOY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT

The original transgender-bender is back! Back on the Left's naughty step, that is... This being the decade that made even the 1980s look ...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

May 6, 2020
3 min

COVID-1984

Sit, Markie! Waaaait… Now fetch the private data! Good boy! Ronald Reagan famously remarked that the most frightening sentence in the Eng...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 22, 2020
4 min

PLAGUE PIT BLUES

Humana Fragilitas, Salvator Rosa, 1657 In his novel London Fields, Martin Amis describes the British class system as impervious to nuclea...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 17, 2020
3 min

WHAT DID WE LEARN AT SCHOOL TODAY?

The Plague in Rome, Jules Elie Delaunay, 1869 As the plague jabs and feints, like a boxer probing his opponent for an opening, so too the...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 10, 2020
4 min

A CUNNING PLAN

The Right - Learn it! The Left - Burn it! In the iconic British comedy series Blackadder, on its third outing and set in Regency times, R...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 9, 2020
4 min

DEATH OF A GOOD COPPER

DCS Read added in his report that he himself, indeed, considered Ronnie Kray to be 'a fat poof' Everyone of a certain age from London has...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 8, 2020
3 min

PHOBIA WATCH

Phobos earlier today, understandably upset about not getting justice, prudence or pulchritude, but fear Here at British Intelligence GCHQ...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 6, 2020
4 min

GO EAST YOUNG MAN

Cometh the hour, cometh the Magyar GO EAST, YOUNG MAN The elites are like family members who turn up at the funeral to see if there is an...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Apr 4, 2020
4 min

PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS

Stalin, Lenin and Kalikhin shortly after being asked if they knew of transgenderism These used to be the times that tried men’s souls. Now...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 27, 2020
6 min

STAFFING PROBLEMS

Pray that we have enough diversity officers to get us through this My, but the British love their national institutions. Dame Vera Lynn, ...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 25, 2020
2 min

NO TICKEE, NO LAUNDRY

I say, Bismarck. Might I have a slice without bat? We’ve all heard, ad nauseam, about reparations. This is the wheeze whereby whitey pays...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 24, 2020
4 min

THE ODD COUPLE

The only cyclist in London to stop at red traffic lights when there is no traffic to be seen (witnessed and applauded by this publication...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 23, 2020
4 min

SELFISH ISOLATION

Experts have confirmed that Bogey 'n' Bacall would most likely not have whined on social media or sung Imagine A singer called Sam Smith ...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 20, 2020
3 min

A-TISHOO, A-TISHOO, WE ALL FALL DOWN

But officer, I only sneezed! We had no such thing as printed newspapers in those days to spread rumours and reports of things… Daniel Def...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 18, 2020
4 min

M-M-M-MY CORONA

Coronavirus! You stole my limelight! How dare you! Now that the whole world is showbiz, and is therefore rated in terms of winners and lo...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 16, 2020
4 min

A PLAGUE ON ALL THEIR HOUSES

The front page of your newspaper, earlier today Stupidity has a knack of getting its way, as we should see if we were not always so much w...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 14, 2020
2 min

THE REVENGE OF THE BBC

One would imagine that when the British nation was under assault by Hitler's Blitz that the British Broadcasting Corporation did its be...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 13, 2020
4 min

RUNNING SCARED

These are not British students. Why? Because they are all thinking different thoughts. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fea...

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TRAFFIC ANALYSIS

Mar 12, 2020
4 min

GO, WEST!

Poor Chuck Schumer! He's only read the first line of the Tweet! We noted yesterday the undeniable fact that the Left are acting like a pa...

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