TRAFFIC ANALYSISMay 9, 20202 minEATING MICHAELTo cook, remove outer sunglasses and hat, and roast in main oven at 1000 degrees for about a week It is a fact universally acknowledged...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMay 8, 20203 minBOY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT ITThe original transgender-bender is back! Back on the Left's naughty step, that is... This being the decade that made even the 1980s look...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMay 6, 20203 minCOVID-1984Sit, Markie! Waaaait… Now fetch the private data! Good boy! Ronald Reagan famously remarked that the most frightening sentence in the...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 22, 20204 minPLAGUE PIT BLUESHumana Fragilitas, Salvator Rosa, 1657 In his novel London Fields, Martin Amis describes the British class system as impervious to...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 17, 20203 minWHAT DID WE LEARN AT SCHOOL TODAY?The Plague in Rome, Jules Elie Delaunay, 1869 As the plague jabs and feints, like a boxer probing his opponent for an opening, so too the...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 10, 20204 minA CUNNING PLANThe Right - Learn it! The Left - Burn it! In the iconic British comedy series Blackadder, on its third outing and set in Regency times,...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 9, 20204 minDEATH OF A GOOD COPPERDCS Read added in his report that he himself, indeed, considered Ronnie Kray to be 'a fat poof' Everyone of a certain age from London has...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 8, 20203 minPHOBIA WATCHPhobos earlier today, understandably upset about not getting justice, prudence or pulchritude, but fear Here at British Intelligence...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 6, 20204 minGO EAST YOUNG MANCometh the hour, cometh the Magyar GO EAST, YOUNG MAN The elites are like family members who turn up at the funeral to see if there is...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISApr 4, 20204 minPRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRSStalin, Lenin and Kalikhin shortly after being asked if they knew of transgenderism These used to be the times that tried men’s souls....
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 27, 20206 minSTAFFING PROBLEMSPray that we have enough diversity officers to get us through this My, but the British love their national institutions. Dame Vera Lynn,...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 25, 20202 minNO TICKEE, NO LAUNDRYI say, Bismarck. Might I have a slice without bat? We’ve all heard, ad nauseam, about reparations. This is the wheeze whereby whitey pays...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 24, 20204 minTHE ODD COUPLEThe only cyclist in London to stop at red traffic lights when there is no traffic to be seen (witnessed and applauded by this publication...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 23, 20204 minSELFISH ISOLATIONExperts have confirmed that Bogey 'n' Bacall would most likely not have whined on social media or sung Imagine A singer called Sam Smith...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 20, 20203 min A-TISHOO, A-TISHOO, WE ALL FALL DOWNBut officer, I only sneezed! We had no such thing as printed newspapers in those days to spread rumours and reports of things… Daniel...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 18, 20204 minM-M-M-MY CORONACoronavirus! You stole my limelight! How dare you! Now that the whole world is showbiz, and is therefore rated in terms of winners and...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 16, 20204 minA PLAGUE ON ALL THEIR HOUSESThe front page of your newspaper, earlier today Stupidity has a knack of getting its way, as we should see if we were not always so much...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 14, 20202 minTHE REVENGE OF THE BBCOne would imagine that when the British nation was under assault by Hitler's Blitz that the British Broadcasting Corporation did its...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 13, 20204 minRUNNING SCAREDThese are not British students. Why? Because they are all thinking different thoughts. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is...
TRAFFIC ANALYSISMar 12, 20204 minGO, WEST!Poor Chuck Schumer! He's only read the first line of the Tweet! We noted yesterday the undeniable fact that the Left are acting like a...